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    Feb

  1. now I ain't sayin' he a gold digger

    • Shana: I'm so sad for Andrew, lol why is he not getting paid worth a shit. Emma's like "I can pay for dinner, don't worry, I know you can't afford it."
    • Morgan: He really can't though.
    • Me: She probably bought her own shit that time they were in LDN looking at jewelry
    • Shana: "Why am I jewelry shopping with this motherfucker if he ain't gon buy me shit"
    • Me: and that's why he agreed to go to Nobu. Because she paid and he was like "oh fuck yeah, I'll never be able to eat here on my own"
    • Shana: It's all been her. It makes so much sense now. Because we KNEW Andrew would never go to Nobu.
    • Me: I'm surprised that ice cream cone wasn't Thrifty's from Rite Aid.
    • Shana: He can buy ice cream, now that was a low blow lolol
    • Morgan: I bet that drink he threw at the paps was Tang
    • Me: It was coke from a Costco pack, being economical
    • Shana: He was like "damn, I just wasted the last of my coke for the week". Tang is good though, not even kidding.
    2. Source: jewnicornography
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    11. lizleminem said: i am sobbing
    12. thatwasnotveryravenofyou said: where is this chat and how do i be in it oh my god these jokes i am crying
    13. tomlinhusband said: OH GOD THRIFTYS ICE CREAM THOUGH
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